Headlines

Another edition of "Current CNN headlines"

The "Make that man a CEO" Headline - "Mugabe hosts lavish party as country suffers."
The "Well, that's debatable..." Headline - "Warren Buffett has worst year ever."
The "....uh......what?...." Headline - "Ugly Bat Boy cat a hit at clinic"
The "World's worst boxing match" Headline - "Anderson Cooper vs. Kelly Ripa, Part II"
The "hehehehehehe" Headline - "Recession puts damper on hanky-panky"
The "again....uh.....what?" Headline - "Deacon, coach, dad -- bank robbery suspected"
The "I need a plane ticket now!" Headline - "Topless coffee shop a hit in small Maine town"
The "Do they have Harrier jets?" Headline - "At this store, everything is free -- really"
The "Well, duh?" Headline - "Undersea bombs threaten marine life"
The "I know! Because they suck." Headline - 'Why some films go straight to DVD"

I do love the news. I do not however, love contracts