Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Even more awesome points. Earn daily!

Some people have been asking me how they can get more awesome points. Their main concern was that most of the criteria were one time things, like "having your nickname be The Punisher." Also, some were worried about losing awesome points without knowing it. Well, I looked through the APH (Awesome points handbook) and pulled out some ways you can earn awesome points every day! Some are as hard as resisting the urge to surf the web in ConLaw (whatever happened to the phrase 'surf the web?') while some are as easy as......attempting to make a law school reference...what's something easy.....I'll get back to you.

Drinking chocolate milk at a meal earns you 5 awesome points per glass. The APH rewards embracing your childhood. Plus, it's just straight up delicious.

Successfully drinking a beverage in an open cup or can whilst sitting at one of the library tables earns you 5 awesome points. Attempting to do so but getting caught will set you back 50.

If I give you a hug and you think you are being hugged by a girl, you lose 100 awesome points. Upon realizing that I am in fact a man, making a face like you just smelt something rotten will earn you 50 points back. You know who you are. Better start earning the rest.

If you point out that someone has just earned awesome points, you have just merited 25 awesome points. This is the APH's version of refer-a-friend.

If you use a website that uploads pictures of your friends and creates creepy and disturbing pictures of what their kids would look like, then say goodbye to 200 awesome points. For each picture made. Grab a shovel, Jill. You've got some digging out to do.

If you send me an email that contains the words "For those of you who may have missed this spiderbyte," you will be banned from any further consideration of awesome points. I will forgive the incident this morning, but everyone is now on notice.

If a professor makes a reference (positive or negative) to a hat you are wearing, you get 15 awesome points.

If you can fill in the phrase, "__________ity _________ity ___________ ____________," you will receive 300 awesome points and will most likely to pretty well on the contracts midterm next week.

Using the word "legendary" will earn you 5 awesome points.

That's all for now. Perhaps some others will be revealed soon. Congrats to all moving on in moot court, and equal congrats to those who don't have to deal with it anymore. Much love.

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